A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts:
- Honey, pack your bags! I just won the damn lottery!
- Oh my God, - screams the wife, - What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?
- It doesn't matter, just get the hell out!
- Honey, pack your bags! I just won the damn lottery!
- Oh my God, - screams the wife, - What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?
- It doesn't matter, just get the hell out!
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не для слабонервных, я предупредила!
A nerdy little accountant is send to jail for embezzlement and put in a cell with a huge bruiser.
- I wanna have sex, - the brute groans, - Are you gonna be the husband or the wife?
- Well, - croaks the trembling nerd, - if I have a choice, I guess, I'd rather be the husband.
- OK, now get over here and suck your wife's dick.
(Hot Rocket - марка полуфабрикатов: замороженных гамбургеров итп)
The vegeterian Hot Rocket: For those of us, who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
- What is the difference between your wife and your job?
- After five years your job still sucks.
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